It's a rare double photo feature on BrownCow, symbolizing the second and third greatest things on earth (acting weird and pretending you can fly) as well as my poetic apathy today.


Nick and Bonnie also depart for their honeymoon today. I'm jealous because they are going to Alaska, flying, and not at work all at the same time. Those are greatest things numbers ninety one, seven, and thirty point six.