Announcing the retun of everybody's favorite feature! Time for browncow(.tripod).com headlines:
Zidane Really Got a Hold of That One
Weekend Notable for its Laziness
Farm Stands' Fruit/Corn Ratio a Little Low
Intense Lightning Storm Ends Wireless Telephone Call
Wedding Stuff Done
Rusty Old Ship Towed from Escanaba; Daily Press Misses Chance for Responsible Journalism
GM + Nissan + Renault = Opportunity for Poetic Waxing + Bad Idea
Internet Still Pretty Much the Coolest Thing Out There
NASA Doing Better Stuff with Tax Money Than Citizens Could Otherwise